Have someone on your gift list who doesn’t go in for all this Happy Holidays stuff? Who stopped believing in Santa back in preschool and scoffed at all his deluded playmates? Who stopped following baseball after Tug Mcgraw came up with that Mets slogan, "Ya Gotta Believe?" Maybe you picked this person in the office Secret Santa drawing, or maybe they’re an obnoxious sibling. As they might say–"Whatever." You’ve still got to get them something.

Have we got the gift for you: The Nihilist Gift Pack

This includes:
A pack of Nihilist chewing gum (for those who don’t believe in flavor).
A black wristband engraved with the word Nihilism.
And Ivan Turgenev’s novel, Fathers and Sons, which, upon its publication in 1861, was seen by the conservatives of that era as a dangerous glorification of nihilism.

Wrap it all up in black paper (not included) and you’re good to go. Nihilist chewing gum .95, Nihilism wristband 1.95 & Fathers and Sons 4.99